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Subject: ~~ Jokes/SMS/Quotes ~~
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jakassxx 15.10.10 - 05:14am
You pray later, because you lie.
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jakassxx 15.10.10 - 05:15am
I talk to the camera a lot. Last night, I couldnt sleep so I said hi to the camera.
Ryan Bang asking the housemates if talking to the camera is prohibited.
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jakassxx 15.10.10 - 05:16am
When April walks with Ivan, people will say, WOW! How come the guy is prettier than April? When April walks with Joe, people will say, WOW!! APRIL IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!
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jakassxx 15.10.10 - 05:17am
Ivan is lily perfect. He is a robot. He is lily kind. He is lily hard working. When he wakes up, his hair is fixed. Everytime Ivan talks, everyone listen. Hes not a person. Hes a robot. Brett and James are persons. They are handsome but they sleep. Sometimes, they dont take a bath. They are lily persons. But when Ivan your boyfriend maybe girl will might get bored so April crush on me.
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jakassxx 15.10.10 - 05:17am
Excuse me.. Excuse me please. I have to see my face. Excuse me. thank you.
Ryan to someone blocking his view to the mirror
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jakassxx 15.10.10 - 05:18am
American psychology says if you repeat it 67 times, you can memorize it.
- Ryan Bang (while encouraging Carson in their task)
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jakassxx 15.10.10 - 05:19am
When I go out, its hot. When I go in, its cold. What do I do? What can I do?
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swtchoco 15.10.10 - 05:33am
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swtchoco 15.10.10 - 05:37pm
When you want more time to take correct decision then remember :
Even a correct decision is wrong when it's too late. *
swtchoco 15.10.10 - 05:52pm
=Every sec I Remember YOU..
=Every min I Miss YOU..
=Every hour I Care about YOU..
=Its all b'cos
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YOU are very special friend for me 4ever..! *
alyana1 15.10.10 - 06:09pm
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swtchoco 15.10.10 - 06:15pm
What's the difference between
ICE CREAM SHOP
&
WINE SHOP ???
ICE CREAM SHOP
is start of Love..
WINE SHOP
is end of Love...!!! *
swtchoco 15.10.10 - 06:25pm
Raat ki Chandini ne Deedar Nahi Kiya,.
Hamare Dil Par Kisi ne Aitbar Nahi Kiya,.
Hame bhi Unse Mohabbat hui,.
Jinhone Hamse Kabhi Pyar Nahi Kiya.,. *
alyana1 15.10.10 - 06:41pm
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swtchoco 16.10.10 - 05:16am
GOD has 4 Gifts for You:
A key for every problem..
A light for every shadow...
A plan for every tomorrow..
&
A joy for every sorrow..
Enjoy GOD Gifts.. *
swtchoco 20.10.10 - 02:50pm
Why smart people always say they are busy..
think
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I will tell you later Right now I am busy...!!! *
alyana1 20.10.10 - 03:05pm
toinks!hotguy lol *
swtchoco 22.10.10 - 03:21am
Sweet Love Story _
Boy - I bought a new cell..
Gal - I want treat in Taj Hotel..
They went to Taj..
After dinner..
Gal - Where did you get money to pay for Taj.??
Boy - Sold my Cell was not more important than you...!!! *
hotguy24 23.10.10 - 05:17pm
Beat this...
What's a Skeleton?
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Any guess..
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It's a sriptease that went too far !:-) *
hotguy24 23.10.10 - 05:28pm
Hearts are many
Sweet Hearts are rare..
Lovers many
True Love rare..
Your names are many
But,
You are one and only for me as SplFriend.. *
hotguy24 23.10.10 - 05:30pm
Someone very close can easily break our Heart..
But,
its Amazing when we still care for them with every broken pieces..
Thats the nature of Real realationship.. *
hotguy24 23.10.10 - 05:40pm
Unko Bhulana Itna Asaan Nahin..
Aur Phir Hum Waise Insaan Nahin..
Hamari Yaadon ka Saboot Hai Unki Dhadkane..
Par Uss Taraf Unka Dhyan Nahin.. *
hotguy24 23.10.10 - 05:44pm
Kisi ki Qatil Adaon ke Maare hai..
Kehte Hai Hum Bechare hai..
Milna Hota Hai Lehron ka Sagar me hi
Fir kyun har ek ke alag-Alag kinare hai.. *
swtchoco 24.10.10 - 10:28am
People Say -
Find good friends
&
leave bad ones
But,
what I say -
Find the good in your friends
&
leave bad in them..
Remember - No one is perfect..!
-Any-DOUBT-? *
swtchoco 24.10.10 - 10:37am
Zindagi Jab B Rulane Lage..
Aap Itna Muskurao k Dard B Sharmane Lage..
Nikle na Ansu Ankhon se Apke Kabhi..
Kismat B Majboor Hokar Apko Hasane Lage.. *
swtchoco 24.10.10 - 11:30am
Life is like a Football Game
&
We are the Football..
Never Mind the Kicks of People
Bcoz,
Without Kicks we may not reach the Goal..! *
xchirux 24.10.10 - 11:46am
very good stuff swtchoco 
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 07:04am
hello xchirux! *
alyana1 25.10.10 - 07:06am
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 07:33am
wht do u say?
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 07:45am
mmmmm
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 07:52am
**********
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 04:40pm
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 05:17pm
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 05:19pm
********
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 05:20pm
xoxo
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 05:40pm
*******
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 05:41pm
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 05:43pm
*******
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 05:44pm
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alyana1 25.10.10 - 05:45pm
huhuhu
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jakassxx 29.10.10 - 04:26pm
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.
He slips out the rear door of the Vatican and is walking
through the back alleys of Rome when he sees a ten-year-old
boy smoking a cigarette. The Pope gently says to him, Young
man, you're much too young to smoke!
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jakassxx 29.10.10 - 04:27pm
The kid looks up at the Pope and says, you!
The Pope is completely taken aback. What? he says. You say
that to *me*, the Pontiff, the Vicar of Christ, the head of
the Roman Catholic Church? I am the spiritual leader for
millions of people, young man, the representative of God,
and you dare to say that to *me*? No, no, no, kid, *YOU*!
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jakassxx 29.10.10 - 04:29pm
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.
While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
The morals of this story:
Not everyone who s**ts on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of s**t is your friend.
And when you're in deep s**t, keep your mouth shut.
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jakassxx 29.10.10 - 04:30pm
Bob goes into the public restroom and sees this guy standing next to the urinal.
The guy has no arms. As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he
wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes
and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.
Being a kind soul,Bob says, Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you. The man asks, Can you unzip my
zipper? Bob says, OK. Then the man says, Can you pull it out for me? Bob
replies, Uh, yeah, OK. Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red
bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something
awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points it for him. Bob
then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.
The guy tells Bob, Thanks, man, I really appreciate it. Bob says, No problem, but what the hell's wrong with
your ? The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, I don't know, but I
ain't touching it. *
jakassxx 29.10.10 - 04:30pm
Q: What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather; kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
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jakassxx 29.10.10 - 04:31pm
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened
to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they
planned to do with the ashes *
jakassxx 29.10.10 - 04:32pm
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still s*cks.
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jakassxx 29.10.10 - 04:33pm
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened
to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they
planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said, My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and
scatter his ashes in the sky.
The second man said, My Carl was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter
his ashes in our favorite lake.
The third man said, My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going to dump
his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my a** up just one more time. *
jakassxx 29.10.10 - 04:33pm
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay?
A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard. *
