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Subject: ~~ Jokes/SMS/Quotes ~~
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swtchoco 16.11.10 - 04:34pm
Silence & Smile
are two powerful tools..
Smile is the way to solve many problems..
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems..
So,
have a Silent Smile.. *
swtchoco 16.11.10 - 04:41pm
When GOD Opened the Window of HEAVEN
he Saw me & asked:
Whats your wish today?
I said:
Lord, Take Care of the Sweetest One Who is Reading my SMS...!!! *
swtchoco 16.11.10 - 04:57pm
Its not necessary to run always behind people
and
show your Love..
Sometimes give space for them to realize your worth
and
know how Life is without YOU...!!! *
yeow 16.11.10 - 04:58pm
*
swtchoco 16.11.10 - 05:03pm
I dont care if people think I have attitude..
I was not put on Earth to please every one..
Born to EXPRESS
not to IMPRESS...!!! *
swtchoco 16.11.10 - 05:11pm
LIFE and TIME are the two great teachers..
LIFE teaches you the use of time..
&
TIM teaches you the value of the Life..
So, take care of both.. *
swtchoco 16.11.10 - 05:17pm
Awesome the brave words:
If the looser keeps his smile,
then the winner will lose the thrill of victory... :-):-) *
vyper4u 16.11.10 - 10:05pm
Keep it up. wat hapns if u dont get noticd? *
hotguy24 17.11.10 - 02:58am
friend vyper4u in this friendship group.. *
weng2 17.11.10 - 02:40pm
vyper 
to winxclub 
for u
*
hotguy24 17.11.10 - 03:47pm
3 GOLDEN RULES from
Vivekananda:
1. Who is helping you,
dont forget them..
2. Who is Loving you,
dont hate them..
3. Who is hoping you,
dont cheat them.. *
hotguy24 17.11.10 - 03:52pm
We-never-get
what-we-want..
We-never-want
what-we-get..
We-never-have
what-we-like..
We-never-like
what-we-have..
Still-we-Live
Still-we-Love..
Still-we-hope
This-is-Life..!!
*
yeow 17.11.10 - 04:19pm
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hotguy24 17.11.10 - 04:28pm
What is 1+4+3 ???
I+Love+You
No
I+Like+You
No
I+Miss+You
No
I+Kiss+You
No
1+4+3 Means
1+4+3 = 8
Concentrate on Maths
Not on ROMANCE.. 
*
hotguy24 18.11.10 - 04:38pm
Pyar Se Tab Tak Pyar Na Karo..
Jab Tak Pyar Aapse Pyar Na kare..
Jab Pyar Aapse Pyar Kare..
Toh Pyar Se Itna Pyar Karo..
K Pyar Kisi Aur Se Pyar Na Kare.. *
hotguy24 18.11.10 - 04:40pm
Talents will take you to High Position...
But,
Good Character only helps you to maintain High Position...! *
hotguy24 18.11.10 - 04:44pm
Boss asked SARDAR to buy 2 Corner Tickets for a Movie to watch with his Girl Friend..
Sardar bought 2 Corner Tickets
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A1 ................A15 :-) *
hotguy24 18.11.10 - 04:55pm
MOST PAINFUL MOMENT IN LIFE IS:-
When You go to the stage of your Lover's Marriage
&
The Photographer ask you..
SMILE PLEASE...! *
hotguy24 21.11.10 - 03:50pm
Mohabbat..
Ishq..
Pyar..
yeh 3 cheeze har Tufaan ka muqabla kar sakti he..
Magar do cheez in sabko khatam kar sakti he..
Aur vo he
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Ammi ka Chappal
Aur
Abba ki Belt..!! *
hotguy24 21.11.10 - 04:10pm
The Best Formula:
Whatever happens just relax and manage to make a Smile...
LIFE is not a problem to be solved..
Its a gift to be enjoyed.. *
yeow 22.11.10 - 03:20pm
If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me. *
yeow 22.11.10 - 03:21pm
When love is lost, do not bow your head in sadness; instead keep your head up high and gaze into heaven for that is where your broken heart has been sent to heal. *
hotguy24 22.11.10 - 03:25pm
Broken Heart can cheer only from Loving Heart's Inspiration and with Love.. *
hotguy24 22.11.10 - 03:54pm
God Asked:
What's forgiveness?
A little girl gave lovely reply:
Its the wonderful fruit that a tree gives when it is being hurt by a stone.. *
hotguy24 22.11.10 - 04:09pm
GOD asked me what do you want?
MILLION DOLLARS
or
a TRUE FRIEND LIKE YOU??
I said:
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MILLION DOLLARS !
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Be practical yaar we will share it later.. *
swtchoco 23.11.10 - 04:29pm
NAUGHTY THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
Its really hard to wait for the right partner in Life..
Especially, when the wrong ones are
d*mn Hott.. *
swtchoco 23.11.10 - 04:38pm
A Sweet Fight :
Girl: I want to end our relationship..
I am going to return you everything you gave me..
Boy: Ok, then let's start with Love..!! *
swtchoco 23.11.10 - 04:51pm
To Be Successful,
You need Friends..
But,
To Be Very Successful,
You Need Enemies
&
Competitors..
Dr. APJ Kalam,
(Ex President of India) *
hotguy24 24.11.10 - 04:31pm
Whenever you fall down,
Never loose hope..
Gather your courage
&
strength..
Just get up
&
tell the bartender
Its very nice,
one more round please!!!
*
alyana1 24.11.10 - 05:18pm
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swtchoco 26.11.10 - 04:30pm
Rock's4u Love Story of DOCTOR:
I was in 12th, She was in 12th..
I was doing MBBS, She got BBM..
I was doing MBBS, She got MBA..
I was doing MBBS, She got a PHD..
I completed MBBS, She got a DOCTORATE..
She got Married, I was preparing for PG Entrance..
She's the Mother of 2Children, I 'm doing my MD..
Her daughter is in 1st std, I completed MD..
Her daughter passed 10th, I have started Practice..
The greatest irony -
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
&
Her daughter is my WIFE.. *
alyana1 27.11.10 - 12:20pm
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hotguy24 27.11.10 - 12:39pm
IN LOVE THERE ARE NO IMPOSSIBILITIES.. *
winxxx 27.11.10 - 05:32pm
Thousandz of ppl wl walk in and out of our lives bt only true friendz wl leave footprintz in our heart....
*
hotguy24 29.11.10 - 01:41pm
Doston ko Dosti me Rula Rahe ho..
Kisi aur keliye Hame Bhula Rahe ho..
Yuhi Hame Yaad Nahin Karte
Ya Akhele Hone ka
Ehsaas Ila Rahe ho..! *
swtchoco 29.11.10 - 02:43pm
Nothing is Old..
Nothing is New..
Its just a matter of point of View..
Enjoy Life as Happy Days are Few..
Bcos,
If Life is an Ocean then Happy moments are like a Dew.. *
swtchoco 29.11.10 - 04:08pm
A Boy's 1st Time Ever..
The Sky was dark,
The Moon was high,
All alone..
Just she & I,
Her hair so soft,
Her Eyes so Blue,
We know just what we wanted to do..
Her skin so soft,
Her legs so fine,
I ran my finger down her spine,
I didnt know how but, I tried my best,
I started by putting my hand on her breast,
I remembered my fear,
My fast beating Heart,
But,
slowly she spread her legs apart,
And when I dit it,
I felt no shame,
And all at once the white stuff came..
At last its finished!
Its all over now,
My 1st time ever..
MILKING A COW....
God bless your dirty mind....:-):-):- *
swtchoco 4.12.10 - 04:40pm
...
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lil_evil 4.12.10 - 05:22pm
choco...
*
1220214 10.03.11 - 06:18am
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A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,
until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the
guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, Yes, that's
my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but
now my wife is dead. The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really
too bad he couldn't find some relative to give the ticket to so they could
enjoy the game together... Oh no, the guy said, they're all at the funeral.
*
1220214 10.03.11 - 06:29am
A guy was walking on the beach when he notices another guy tanning on the beach. The guy had a strong build and a great body. But he had a vey small head. So the guy goes up to him and says excuse but I noticed you on the beach and I must say that you have a great body but why is your head so small?
The man replies well one day I was walking on this very same beach and I caught a Mermaid sun-bathing on those rocks out there. And if you catch a mermaid out of the water you get three wishes. So she asked me what I would like and I said that I was never a really good-looking guy so I wished for a good body.
And thats how I got my body.
Then I told her that I always wanted to live by the beach so I wished for this house right hear on the beach. And theres my house.
Then I told her that it has been a long time since I have been with a women so I asked her if she would sleep with me.
She said if I could I would but as you see that from the waist down I'm all fin and that there was no way so could give me any pleasure. Then I said thats ok, how about a little head. *
1220214 10.03.11 - 06:34am
A nun asked her class, What part of the body goes into
heaven first?
A little girl raises her hand and says, I know, I know, the top of your head.
The nun asks, Why do you say that?
The little girl says, Because when you die, you go straight up, and the top of your head goes in first!
The nun replies, That makes sense, anyone else?
Another little girl says, I know, I know, the tips of your fingers.
The nun asks, Why the tips of your fingers?
The little girl replies, Because when you put your hands
together to pray, the tips of your fingers go into heaven
first!
The nun says, OK, anyone else?
Little Johnny is in the back waving his hand.
The nun says, OK, Johnny, please tell us what part of the body goes into heaven first?
Your feet! Your feet do, for sure! yells Johnny.
The nun, puzzled, asks, Why do you think your feet get to heaven first?
Because I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night, and my mom was in there, and she had both her feet sticking straight up in the air, and she was yelling 'Oh God, I'm coming. Oh God, I'm coming!' and if my Dad hadn't been holding her down, I think she would have gone!
*
hamso22 25.03.11 - 07:10am
Tcher 2 student: who z the youngest of ol @ home? Studnt: my mom. Tcher: y z that?! Student: my dad undress her evryday! *
adamui 3.01.13 - 02:07pm
Thanks bud buddy *
